This made me laugh at the laziness of people

[Oce]

I was just reading through our police log from work and this was a call to the police that we published today in the paper.

8:56 a.m.: A basketball hoop was sitting in the middle of the street in the 1700 block of South School Street.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Definately a good reason to call the police.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ March 07, 2005 09:00 PM: Message edited by: Oce ]</font>

[chaserfan]

you wouldnt believe some of the dumb ass shit I used to get called on while on an ambulance. for instance, 3 o'clock in the morning, called for a lady whos new contacts are irritating her eyes. solution I gave her... TAKE THEM FUCKING OUT!

here are some others:

also was called and asked what kind of diaper rash a baby had, person constipated, electric went out, cockroachs crawling on a woman and its bothering her, rides to the hospital, bus taking too long and person wants to get home, you name it and some asshole abuses the system with it. I could go on and on with bullshit people pull and call ambulances for. and they dont care that others might be dying. they would usually reply, "I called first"

[cr0w]

I heard about a frantic 911 call from a 15-year-old boy who noticed some belly button lint and freaked out, calling and claiming that his insides were coming out through his belly button.

I don't think he was quite right.

[Halitosis Crunch]

Man, what the hell is wrong with these jackasses?

Shit, I don't want to cops coming to my house PERIOD, let alone when there's a basketball hoop in the street or when I get herpes complex A.

[Tortricidae]

Originally posted by chaserfan:
you wouldnt believe some of the dumb ass shit I used to get called on while on an ambulance. for instance, 3 o'clock in the morning, called for a lady whos new contacts are irritating her eyes. solution I gave her... TAKE THEM FUCKING OUT!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">damn. one would think that if your contacts were bothering you, taking them out would be the first thing you thought to do. especially as most contact lenses will start acting up if you've been wearing them for that long.

I wonder what she expected you guys to do? rush over and take them out for her?

[grail25]

Originally posted by chaserfan:
and they dont care that others might be dying. they would usually reply, "I called first"

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pathetic... but still funny when said like that [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]

[*PORTHOS*]

many times a day people call 911 to know what time is it

[Halitosis Crunch]

Man, that's pretty fucked up.

Whenever a cop is actually asking you to help him be crooked, then there's no way to have faith in the system.

[chaserfan]

alot of times the cop is trying to just pawn the work on the ambulance. if they can dump the bad guy on medics, they dont have to deal with it.

heres another hard to belive thing. crooks always make up illnesses to get out of jail. the cops call for an ambulance, the medics arent docs so they cant diagnose and the cops not wanting to pay the hospital bill let the crook go. I've seen them let crooks go with warrents from other towns. I would get the bad guy out in the ambulance and say "look we both now whats going on, dont waste our time and take an ambulance out of service for bs. the crook admits he's lying and gets up and leaves. and the cops knows this happens

[macabeee]

** Takes note **

If ever caught by the Police fake the green apple splatters so they call the Ambulence

Thanks for the heads up!

Not that I get busted by the Police all that often..... actually ever...but still good to know.